- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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