Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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