- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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