A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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