- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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