- Anti Joke

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.