it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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