- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Lil Wayne

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

taking out the trash... at night

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

PIED NINNY!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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