- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

knock knock There's no door

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Youre mom is so dead...

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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