- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

You idiot.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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