why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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2 Penises

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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