- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

shammmm is a lesbian.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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