- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

im a dragon, no im not

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Justin Bieber

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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