What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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