- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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