- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

H o m o comes out as homo

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

My name is Jeff

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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