- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What's circular and round A circle

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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