Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Testicles.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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