Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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