- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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