knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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