- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Moon Landing.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

all jokes aside...

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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