Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

i just pooped that is all!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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