A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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