- Anti Joke

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Asians

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Your mom is so nice.

Anti Joke

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