A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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hi will

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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