Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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politically correct!

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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I like the color potato.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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