- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

canadians

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

retard

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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