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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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