Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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