Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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