- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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