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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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