What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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