- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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