- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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