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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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