- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

womens rights.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Your wife died during the delivery.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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