Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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