There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

butt sex

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

thumb_up thumb_down -1

wanna here a good joke? me too.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Lindsay Lohan

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

4 hours later.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

thumb_up thumb_down -1

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops