What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Stop Iran! We need the money.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What black and has children A black man

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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