A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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