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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

smell the vitamin C

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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