- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

black chicken. kfc

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How come anti jokes r funny

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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