what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Your dads dead. lol

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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69

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Refrigerator

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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