- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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