- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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