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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.