- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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