- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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