Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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