What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

tommy is retared

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

women's rights, lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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