- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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