antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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An Aisian failed a test

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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