Actually it was me Josh brown

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

everybody loves raymond

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

why was the man sad? his wife died

What do black people eat? Food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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