- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

A gay man watches football.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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