In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Koalas mum is a slut

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Kyle grund parker coffey

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

TIMMY

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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