Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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