the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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