Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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