- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Your mums a potato

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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