- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock Go Away

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

My Boyfriend

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Women's rights.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

what do gay people eat?? food

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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