What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What does water smell like? water.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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