- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

KONY 2012

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

what do gay people eat?? food

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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