A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Cancer.

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balls

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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