- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Ain't idn't a word.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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