Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Smelly Indians.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Waffles ate my grandma

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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