A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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My Boyfriend

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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