I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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what do u call a apple a apple

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Miscarriages.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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your mom died.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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