- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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