How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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