- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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