- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Knock Knock Go Away

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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