- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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