- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Oh my God! A talking dog!

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta