- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what do gay people eat?? food

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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