- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

So I was walking down the road today

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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