what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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