- Anti Joke

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.