- Anti Joke

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Diarrhea

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.