Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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womens rights.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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