- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

Because she has down's syndrome

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.