- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

He--Hey guys

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Well, there's one way...

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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