- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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