Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

wanna here a good joke? me too.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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