- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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