- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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