- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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