Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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It's long!

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Arrow in the Knee!

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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hi

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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