- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

I am very humble.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

c-? men, C-men

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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